Apropos of Nothing

Just to remove Kris’ face from my main page, I am posting this short story/game/joke (whatever you call it). I knew I was going somewhere with it in terms of story line but I feel that the characters have become way too stupid/absurd that I am declaring euthanasia.

Provide your own title

She: Who had let go first? Not me. I clung to our love to its very last breath.
He: Not me. It was over before I realized she had left.

She: There were betrayals.
He: Harmless flings. I wanted a semi-open relationship.

She: I don’t see why we have to date other people if he claims we love each other.
He: She is my one true love. She knows all about the other girls. But they did not know about her.

She: I can only take so much.
He: She is stronger than she knows.

She: I have given him my everything.
He: I have great needs and what she had — she had given freely.

She: He is my first real love.
He: What we had was precious.

She: I tried to stay.
He: I do not chase after leavers.

She: I do not know when it actually ended.
He: She just up and left.

She: Even now I doubt my going.
He: I would still love her — if she stays.

She: Would have I lived with his faithlessness?
He: Only she knows all my faults and flaws.

She: I remember moments of pure bliss, usually after serious conflict.
He: Nobody said it was going to be easy.

She: Maybe we were just not meant to be.
He: She could have been The One for me.

Proposed Titles - Just add yours.
Ms. Sucker and Mr. Psychotic
Anatomy of a Breakup
Love’s Death: Coroner’s Deposition
An Inevitable Ending
A Convenient Ending
Dysfunctionally Yours